Spinster

No really, it is. I read it in Housekeeping Monthly and it said, “Housework is the new yoga.” I’m pretty sure that they meant that it’s spiritually enlightening AND good for your back. So instead of going to yoga today I cleaned the kitchen and bathroom floors (swept and mopped) and did a load of laundry. And let me tell you, I definitely felt enlightened. Or maybe I was high from a combination of Vim, Mr. Clean, and whatever the blue liquid is that I used to clean the mirror. Hey man, as long as I attain spiritual enlightenment…

Call me crazy, but I think this is awesome.