Metropolitan

July 7, 2006 at 1:25 pm | In Uncategorized | 2 Comments

I always thought it would be an excellent idea to market a new line of clothing to young urbanites. As this demographic is focused on being edgy and cool, I thought they would appreciate this new piece, crafted from the finest materials only found in the world’s great cities. Think New York, London, and Tokyo.

Now, I know that you’re saying to yourself, “Fool, this has been done a million times before! Look at Urban Outfitters. Look at American Apparel. The yuppie market has been cornered, my friend. Try again.”

Not so, however.

My idea is brilliant and original—

A cape, stitched from rat fur (the newest in haute couture) and trimmed in pigeon feathers and squirrel tails.

Who’s buying it?

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  1. I’ve heard this one from you before. I thought it was gross then and still do now. Good luck with it catching on though. I don’t think you’ll have PEDA after you… maybe the FDA for all the disesisis it might carry

    Comment by Aundra — July 7, 2006 #

  2. Dude, as long as you clean the fur and feathers first, I am totally buying it. Finally I can be cool.

    Comment by Lorien — July 9, 2006 #


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