Things likely to be said at my funeral

October 27, 2006 at 5:23 pm | In random | 3 Comments

–”We still haven’t figured out how such a small girl got such a big ass.”

–”I didn’t really know it was possible to check your email 8 times in one minute, but I guess it is. Tasha did it all the time.”

–”How can someone spend five hours reading one blog?”

–”Tasha never did know how to work hard. Or smart, for that matter.”

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i will attest here and now that i would never say any of those terrible things about you at your funeral. I will say only the truth: she was a beautiful and caring individual, despite her tough exterior.
Besides:
The first one is NOT true – have you watched the back of this girl walk? I think it’s still moving…
Besides – guys like BOootay….not that you have one, but i’m just sayin.

#2 is very impressive and if you want me to, i will say that.

The last two, i am definitely guilty of. so there.

We might as well be at the same funeral. but i don’t think it’s kosher to say: I’ll die if you die? like we say “i’ll go if you go”.

Comment by akd — October 27, 2006 #
Oh, Oh, Oh I call dibs on the first one! I call dibs on the first one. Who better to say a big ass comment that another small girl with a big ass!

Comment by Aundra — October 27, 2006 #
Hahaha. Some of those are a little harsh. But funny. I will not say any of those things at your funeral…except maybe the one about checking your email.

Comment by Lorien — October 29, 2006 #