Fuck off, period
November 11, 2006 at 6:15 pm | In life, things that annoy | 1 CommentDear period,
I have been dealing with you since I was 11 (11! What the hell does an elementary school student need with bloody non-babies?) and I’m pretty much sick of it. Before I started taking the pill, I had the worst pre-you symptoms: raging mood swings, cravings for foods that are bad for me, blah blah blah. Then, when you arrived, I’d have the cramps from hell. So bad that I would be doubled over in pain as my uterus cranked up the rusty old sloughing machine. Then, I started taking the pill. I don’t get cramps any more, but I still crave the goddamn foods (chips, cookies, etc.) and I get suuuuuper low right before you arrive. And really, what is your purpose? To prepare me for the hopeful implantation of fertilized egg in the uterine lining of next month? News flash, body: I DON’T WANT KIDS. To prove to me that I’m not pregnant? That’s useful, true, but the second I suspected something we both know that whatever would be trying to grow would get cut. To make sure that the hormones in my body keep me looking and feeling young? Like I fucking care. Ugh. I am so sick of you.
Fuck off and die,
Tasha
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Uggghhh….thanks for writing this T. I am going through the same thing right now – THE MENSTROSITY as I call it. And the worst part is, when the Menstrosity reared its ugly head at the ripe age of 12, it didn’t bring the boob-spurt that it should have, yet left the village of acne on my face that has never really completely gone away…so I am left with the Monthly Menstrosity (which still gives me cramps even while I am on the pill), my wee fried eggs for tits, and a lone villager on my face that won’t just let the whole damn thing go already.
fuck off and die indeed…
Comment by Ninny — November 13, 2006 #